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After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. " ORSM VIDEO A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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"Will you spend this $20 on green fees at a golf course instead of good food? "Will you spend the money on a woman over in the red light district instead of buying good food?

" "What disease would I get for a lousy twenty bucks? "Well" said the retired cop "I'm not going to give you the money now.

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" Billy: "Five" -- Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years. When you get caught by your boss [and you *will* get caught] your best defence is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not working hard enough.

When he got back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees. -- I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts" she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

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