Adult life fucking

It's so easy to shove things in a pantry and forget about them.

LEVEL UP YOUR SMALL TALK PATRICK OR GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER IN HR.

Anyways, here’s a recipe for a soba noodle salad that's so dope that it’s a worthy steal from the shared fridge. How the fuck is Nature’s Valley still putting crumbs in bags and selling them as breakfast bars?

File it if you don't know if you'll need it again (those insurance papers probably); Act on it if it can be taken care of right now (a bill!

); and Toss it if you know you don't need it (coupons to that sketchy Tex-Mex place).

Loose coins are EVERYWHERE — all over your car, your pockets, your bags, your dressers, and stuffed in between the sofa cushions.

Make it a habit to collect all those coins and drop them in a jar at the end of the day.

"Every household should have a donation box so that anything you don’t need can go to a good cause," Hemphill says.

"That way you’ll always have a place for things you're not going to keep, instead of letting them pile up in your closet or around the house." GENIUS. Hemphill recommends this system for going through all your physical and virtual clutter.

Shit is disrespectful and a dry sponge would taste better than those crumb catastrophes. Perfect for on-the-go snacking and packed with fiber, these sweet sons of bitches won’t ever let you down. And why are we importing condiments from this sketchy-ass place?

Don’t trust some store-bought dressing with hidden ingredients, make your own shit. #itsbeen Don’t spend your Memorial Day weekend letting your creepy uncle serve limp hot dogs and hockey puck hamburgers.

Why do coworkers always ask what you ate for lunch? Yes my lunch was much better than yours, you nosey motherfucker.

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