Dating guys with beards
And, as it grows out, you'll feel more and more like you're sleeping next to some furry cartoon character. Cuddling is hard, kissing is hard, and, oh, eating is even a chore.Here's a small list of things that are incredibly hard for bearded men to eat (without needing a shower afterward): burritos, burgers, sandwiches, pizza, cupcakes, and don't even think for one second about him eating s'mores or cotton candy.
It's also fun to show those pictures to people who comment on the beard.
Most of the time they can't believe the dude in the picture is the same one standing in front of them. You have no idea how tempting it is to take scissors and a razor to his face while he snores.
This is what I've learned about dating a guy with a large amount of hair on his face: If your dude has a giant beard, be prepared to be stopped by every bartender, waiter, salesperson, and random beard lover on the street.
The thing about beards is that people LOVE to talk about them and also touch them.
Basically, if you've ever had a complex about having a big head, just date a guy with a beard. If you think your makeup routine is lengthy, just wait until your dude grows a beard and gets really, really into all the man grooming products out there.
My BF has beard balm, oil, soap, a handmade comb he ordered on Etsy, and that's just the beginning.
I'd be unemployed on the beach in Bora Bora right now if I had a nickel for every time someone told me "Oh come on, it's not THAT bad." Because, as you now understand, living with a bearded man is different than touching his face at a bar.
And it's not just about wanting to be able to kiss, cuddle, and eat regularly — sometimes I just miss the cute cheeks I fell in love with.
At this point, he has to shower first because his beauty routine takes longer than mine.
However, I'm not going to complain because at least I know it's clean.
For everyone who thinks that men with zero facial hair are 'well-groomed', well I hate to burst your bubble,(I actually love it) but they just aren't.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating